Zombies are scary their ugly flesh eating mindless human infecting army...nothing about zombies screams cute cuddly or curable.
Vampires on the other hand are immortal soulless blood drinking creatures who only come in tall dark and brooding just looking for the right girl to stalk...we all want a vampire stalker to love except when they come in sparkling teen angst like fucking fairies then they should be eliminated.
I'm hoping for a vampire apocalypse but preparing for a zombie one unfortunately the one I think we're getting is going to be the far scarier teeny bopper apocalypse their deadly weapon will be catchy infectious music that's low on substance and high on sugary factor the end of days has begun with the Bieber virus humanity is doomed
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